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  • I will love you until a mute man tells a deaf man that a blind man saw a leg-less man walk on water...

    I will love you until a mute man tells a deaf man that a blind man saw a leg-less man walk on water...

  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, Asentencewithoutspaces

    Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, Asentencewithoutspaces

  • Nothing is Impossible The word itself says 'I'm Possible'!

    Nothing is Impossible The word itself says 'I'm Possible'!

  • Failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: "What do you do at a red light?" Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter." 😭😭😆😆

    Failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: "What do you do at a red light?" Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter." 😭😭😆😆

  • That awkward moment when you realize that Osama Bin Laden was a CIA agent in the 1980s.

    That awkward moment when you realize that Osama Bin Laden was a CIA agent in the 1980s.

  • If only you could delete feelings the same way you delete text messages.

    If only you could delete feelings the same way you delete text messages.

  • I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

    I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

  • Relationships are a lot like algebra ... Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

    Relationships are a lot like algebra ... Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

  • "Dad, I'm hungry ." "Nice to meet you hungry !" "Dad, I'm serious ..." "I thought you were hungry ?" "Are you kidding ?!" "No, I'm Dad ." 😆😆

    "Dad, I'm hungry ." "Nice to meet you hungry !" "Dad, I'm serious ..." "I thought you were hungry ?" "Are you kidding ?!" "No, I'm Dad ." 😆😆

  • I consider myself a crayon ... I might not be your favorite color, but one day you are going to need me to complete your picture.

    I consider myself a crayon ... I might not be your favorite color, but one day you are going to need me to complete your picture.

  • Never tell your problems to anyone... 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. - Lou Holtz

    Never tell your problems to anyone... 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. - Lou Holtz

  • Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

    Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

  • "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." - Erica Jong

    "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." - Erica Jong

  • "I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry." - Unknown

    "I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry." - Unknown

  • "Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love."

    "Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love."

  • “You say you Love the Rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you Love the Sun, but you seek shade when it’s shining. You say you Love the Wind, but when it comes you close your window. So that’s why I’m scared when you say you Love Me.” - Bob Marley

    “You say you Love the Rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you Love the Sun, but you seek shade when it’s shining. You say you Love the Wind, but when it comes you close your window. So that’s why I’m scared when you say you Love Me.” - Bob Marley

  • “You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains… You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines… You say that you love the wind, But you close your windows when wind blows… This is why I am afraid; You say that you love me too…” — William Shakespeare, “I am Afraid”

    “You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains… You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines… You say that you love the wind, But you close your windows when wind blows… This is why I am afraid; You say that you love me too…” — William Shakespeare, “I am Afraid”

  • That awkward moment when you dont see anyone you know. So you pull your phone out so people don't think you are a loner

    That awkward moment when you dont see anyone you know. So you pull your phone out so people don't think you are a loner

  • Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something

    Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something

  • You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google

    You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google